#EndorseThis: Bill Hader Returns To SNL As 'The Mooch'

Bill Hader Anthony Scaramucci

Anthony Scaramucci's 11-day rise and spectacular fall as the White House director of communications had so many absurd moments that he was all but begging to be impersonated on Saturday Night Live.

As "Update" anchor Michael Che read another headline, he received a sudden FaceTime call from Scaramucci, played as well as expected by the master impressionist Hader. Hader, who left SNL in 2013, continues as The Mooch. On Thursday, NBC aired its first of three primetime specials, Weekend Update: Summer Edition, to catch up on everything the show has missed during this very hectic summer. He was like Christmas in July. Jones made Jost kiss her flexed arm muscle, then said, "I just showed you what's going to happen to you when you go to jail, Colin".

As NBC News reports, Hader cracked a joke about how quickly America became addicted to "human cocaine" Anthony Scaramucci while chatting with Michael Che. However, Hader's Mooch only has love for one drug, and it's the same color as the building that he was recently forced to vacate.

"Yo! It's me, Anthony Scaramucci". He made contact. I saw it, tongue to tip.

Che replies: "I gotta admit, we did hope that you would stick around a little bit longer". His incendiary, controversy-laden tenure as the face of Trump's communications team was tragically short lived-but, as the saying goes, the stars that burn twice as bright last half as long (or, in the case of the Mooch, some fraction that is way, way less than half). Putting things into perspective, he reminded viewers, "All I did was sell my company, miss the birth of my child and ruin my entire reputation, all to be king of idiot mountain for 11 days".

"I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to suck my own c-k", Scaramucci said.

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