Robert Mueller Was 'The Bachelor' In SNL's Hilarious Cold Open Last Night

Mueller breaks up with collusion probe in 'SNL' parody of 'The Bachelor' finale

McKinnon reigns supreme as Saturday Night Live's tour de force, adding a spot on Mueller to her repertoire, but Strong's Becca is borderline ideal, especially as she lights up upon hearing that she's The Bachelorette. And just as Arie Luyendyk Jr. broke Becca Kufrin's heart, SNL showed Mueller breaking America's heart by saying the case that that Trump campaign colluded with Russian Federation just might not be there.

"I'm not going to give you a hug goodbye", she told Mueller.

"Honestly, probably six", McKinnon's Mueller said. "Collusion is literally the only thing I've been looking forward to this past year", Becca replies, burying her face in her hands. I just want to get to the point where this is all over and life goes back to normal.

"Baby, I'm scared", he says to his wife.

She added, "I was ready, Bob".

Mueller breaks up with collusion probe in 'SNL' parody of 'The Bachelor' finale
SNL used The Bachelor to roast Robert Mueller's case against Trump

If you watched "The Bachelor" this season, then you will have experienced what might have actually been the most dramatic (and painful to watch) finale ever.

After a lot of crying in the bathroom and anxious, nervous silence, Kufrin asked the question on many viewers minds: "So that's it?"

As the bleak news settles in - depicted via split-screen, just like The Bachelor break-up - a dashed Becca asks, "So that's it, he's just going to be president?..." What about Stormy Daniels? "That's definitely fun, that's just, like, not what I'm doing", McKinnon says.

In a parody of the dramatic season finale of reality show The Bachelor, Saturday Night Live kicked off its show with Robert Mueller breaking some hard news about the Russian Federation probe. MacKinnon returns for one last line: "Look, if it makes you feel any better, the Kush is cooked, and you're the next bachelorette". And in two of the earliest sketches in Saturday night's episode, hosted by Sterling K. Brown, the show proved that there's pretty much no drama on television that can't, somehow, connect to Trumpworld.

As much as we might talk about actual scripted dramas or reality television, the saga that's actually captivating the nation these days is the Trump administration, something Saturday Night Live has used to its massive advantage for almost two seasons now.

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