Watch Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Roast Ted Cruz to His Face

Triumph Insult Comic Dog: Ted Cruz So Racist He Got 9 AM Hour of ‘Today’

Tonight we find out if media hype and celebrity endorsements can win the Democrats a seat in the U.S. Senate in Texas.

Despite the jokes at his expense, Cruz did play along with the bit, even telling a police officer who appeared to be holding Triumph back that everything was okay.

Beyoncé urged her fans to get out and vote, writing: "We need you". Without giving them all away, here are the seven sickest burns Triumph lands on Ted Cruz.

Once he made it to Texas, Triumph started out by talking to the O'Rourke camp. Triumph wraps up the interview with, "I'm not saying Ted Cruz supports racist policies, but he was just given the 9AM slot on The Today Show!".

Jim Carrey encouraged Democrat Texans to "vote like there's no tomorrow" on Twitter, and he took shots at Ted Cruz by calling him a "bloodsucker", which was depicted in an original drawing by Carrey.

Inside the Cruz rally, Triumph yelled, "Ted, quick question, I have a preexisting condition that makes me vomit out of my eyes whenever I look at you".

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"If Ted loses, do you think he'll end up back with his first love, that mute lady from The Shape of Water?". Triumph asks someone in the crowd at a Cruz rally. That mind is none other than Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (and the man behind him, SNL vet Robert Smigel).

"Hey, I support spaying and neutering", Triumph said, "just like Trump did to you!" "I'm not 'overwhelming scientific evidence of global warming'". "Is that covered under the GOP healthcare plan?"

Colbert noted that Triumph had been unsuccessful in confronting Senator Ted Cruz during the 2016 Republican presidential primary, but Triumph's luck was a bit better this time around.

"Ted, is it true that you will defend the constitution at all costs?"

"I wasn't expecting it", Aguirre tearfully told MSNBC in a touching video.

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